Inbox: Cerealia

[aerialassault]

"Yo, this is Cliff. Looks like we missed eachother, so drop a line and I'll get back ASAP."

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OMG

[aerialassault]

[...

Pity that this was an audio-only feed, or the bizarre stranger would have been treated to this wonderfully dumb expression.]

Wow. Didn't think that this sorta thing'd be universal.

[He's torn between annoyance and amusement on this.]

I dunno too many folks here yet, Stranger. You have any suggestions on people who might like this?

[madhatted]

Hmm, I suppose I have a few for the sake of your safety... Oz Vessalius, Gilbert Nightray, Lily Baskerville, Gundam Tanaka, and America would all quite enjoy it!

[aerialassault]

Oh, gee. The stranger who makes awkward threats about my loved ones is worried about my safety now? Gee, I'm touched.

[Still, those were good leads. And, in the interest of meeting more people in this place, he might just go for it.]

[madhatted]

Now, now, I'm not the one making threats at all! You would have to blame the person that sent it to me.

[aerialassault]

And that would be...?

[madhatted]

Oz Vessalius, as it would happen.

[aerialassault]

Oh, really? He must be some guy, if he's doing crap like that.

[Memo to self: Spam Oz Vessalius.]

[madhatted]

He's just a young man, but one with a mischievous streak! That is really all there is to it.

[aerialassault]

Gah. It's always the kids who get up to these things, isn't it?

[At least it didn't seem to be a virus...]

[madhatted]

Haha, so it would seem! Fooling the elderly... Truly, he's a brat of the highest caliber.

[aerialassault]

Hey-- I ain't that old, Stranger. But...I'm thinkin' I oughta give him a taste of his own shenanigans.

[madhatted]

Please do! It might teach him a lesson about playing such pranks...

[aerialassault]

I'll keep that in mind....

What about you? I don't like not knowing the name of the guy I'm doing a favor for.

[madhatted]

Nope. ♥ It's anonymous for a rea~son~.

[aerialassault]

Bah. I hate guys who can't even be bothered with showing their face when they're talking smack.

[He is going to investigate anyway, though. This has him mighty curious.]