Inbox: Cerealia

[aerialassault]

"Yo, this is Cliff. Looks like we missed eachother, so drop a line and I'll get back ASAP."

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[madhatted]

[ A message pops up in your inbox from an anonymous source. How strange! If you don't delete it immediately, you'll be greeted with an audio message that's quiet, at first. In fact, it's quiet enough that just in time for you to turn it up, it starts to speak. It sounds suspiciously like Xerxes Break if you know him, but at the same time, there's a totally stupid voice being used, since it's not like Break would send this message along. Emily, though? Of course. She's such a gossip. ]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeetty bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!

(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))

OMG

[aerialassault]

[...

Pity that this was an audio-only feed, or the bizarre stranger would have been treated to this wonderfully dumb expression.]

Wow. Didn't think that this sorta thing'd be universal.

[He's torn between annoyance and amusement on this.]

I dunno too many folks here yet, Stranger. You have any suggestions on people who might like this?

[madhatted]

Hmm, I suppose I have a few for the sake of your safety... Oz Vessalius, Gilbert Nightray, Lily Baskerville, Gundam Tanaka, and America would all quite enjoy it!

[aerialassault]

Oh, gee. The stranger who makes awkward threats about my loved ones is worried about my safety now? Gee, I'm touched.

[Still, those were good leads. And, in the interest of meeting more people in this place, he might just go for it.]

[madhatted]

Now, now, I'm not the one making threats at all! You would have to blame the person that sent it to me.

[aerialassault]

And that would be...?

[madhatted]

Oz Vessalius, as it would happen.

[aerialassault]

Oh, really? He must be some guy, if he's doing crap like that.

[Memo to self: Spam Oz Vessalius.]

[madhatted]

He's just a young man, but one with a mischievous streak! That is really all there is to it.

[aerialassault]

Gah. It's always the kids who get up to these things, isn't it?

[At least it didn't seem to be a virus...]

[madhatted]

Haha, so it would seem! Fooling the elderly... Truly, he's a brat of the highest caliber.

[aerialassault]

Hey-- I ain't that old, Stranger. But...I'm thinkin' I oughta give him a taste of his own shenanigans.

[madhatted]

Please do! It might teach him a lesson about playing such pranks...

[aerialassault]

I'll keep that in mind....

What about you? I don't like not knowing the name of the guy I'm doing a favor for.

[madhatted]

Nope. ♥ It's anonymous for a rea~son~.

[aerialassault]

Bah. I hate guys who can't even be bothered with showing their face when they're talking smack.

[He is going to investigate anyway, though. This has him mighty curious.]