aerialassault | Inbox: Cerealia

[ A message pops up in your inbox from an anonymous source. How strange! If you don't delete it immediately, you'll be greeted with an audio message that's quiet, at first. In fact, it's quiet enough that just in time for you to turn it up, it starts to speak. It sounds suspiciously like Xerxes Break if you know him, but at the same time, there's a totally stupid voice being used, since it's not like Break would send this message along. Emily, though? Of course. She's such a gossip. ]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeetty bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!

(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))

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Pity that this was an audio-only feed, or the bizarre stranger would have been treated to this wonderfully dumb expression.]

Wow. Didn't think that this sorta thing'd be universal.

[He's torn between annoyance and amusement on this.]

I dunno too many folks here yet, Stranger. You have any suggestions on people who might like this?

Hmm, I suppose I have a few for the sake of your safety... Oz Vessalius, Gilbert Nightray, Lily Baskerville, Gundam Tanaka, and America would all quite enjoy it!

Oh, gee. The stranger who makes awkward threats about my loved ones is worried about my safety now? Gee, I'm touched.

[Still, those were good leads. And, in the interest of meeting more people in this place, he might just go for it.]

Now, now, I'm not the one making threats at all! You would have to blame the person that sent it to me.

And that would be...?

Oz Vessalius, as it would happen.

Oh, really? He must be some guy, if he's doing crap like that.

[Memo to self: Spam Oz Vessalius.]

He's just a young man, but one with a mischievous streak! That is really all there is to it.

Gah. It's always the kids who get up to these things, isn't it?

[At least it didn't seem to be a virus...]

Haha, so it would seem! Fooling the elderly... Truly, he's a brat of the highest caliber.

Hey-- I ain't that old, Stranger. But...I'm thinkin' I oughta give him a taste of his own shenanigans.

Please do! It might teach him a lesson about playing such pranks...

I'll keep that in mind....

What about you? I don't like not knowing the name of the guy I'm doing a favor for.

Nope. ♥ It's anonymous for a rea~son~.

Bah. I hate guys who can't even be bothered with showing their face when they're talking smack.

[He is going to investigate anyway, though. This has him mighty curious.]

Your Secret Santa is Mitsuru Kirijo. Have fun!

Hah. Thanks. This'll be fun.

[...How the hell was he supposed to shop for a teenage girl who wasn't interested in weapons again?]

[ carefully. ]

That's the hope.

[ Mercury doesn't let himself be seen by anybody as he moves around the residential district, since he'd rather remain unknown. Once he finds himself in front of Cliff's doorstep, he puts down the punching bag he was carrying by the door, and knocks. He leaves right away after knocking, so if Cliff is home and opens the door, he'll just find that punching bag with a red ribbon tied around it.

Happy holidays! #yolo ]

8 ounces diced candied orange peel
8 ounces diced citron
8 ounces diced pineapple
8 ounces diced fruitcake mixed fruit
4 ounces whole red candied cherries
4 ounces whole green candied cherries
3 ounces gunpowder
1 cup currants
1 cup golden or dark raisins
1 cup chopped dates
1/2 cup orange juice
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Mr. Cliff, do you want a girlfriend?

[....what?]

Whoa, now. Where is this coming from?

Someone's starting up a dating service thing to find people matches!! Soooooooo I wondered if you might wanna sign up?

Well, well. There's no denying that it would be a great way to meet people. It sounds fun!

Oooh, great! If you contact Mr. Thatch about it, he'll give you a super quick form to fill out! :) And you can tell all your friends if you want!!

Edited (i hate the re ok) 2015-04-16 02:14 (UTC)

Ooooooh, it's that guy? He was helping me out with a recipe the other day!

Sure, I'll hit him up. Who can resist a cool guy like that?

Great!!! The more people that sign up, the better chance it has of kicking off, right?!

[ SHE WILL GET YOU A DATE, PHOENIX WRIGHT, SO HELP HER. And also everyone else she drags in, of course. ]

I like the way you think, kid. Let's get it up and rolling, so everyone can have a sweetheart for the new year!

For sure!!! I've already got a few more people on board...as long as everyone who comes on board brings on a few others, we can make sure everyone has a super merry holiday season!

[Upon after a long day of work or whatever that might have happened, there is a box that happened to be lurking right next to your door. Whatever it might be, it was clear that there was something inside. If they happened to shake it, it seemed as though there were a lot of whatever these things were. Next to the box though, there happened to be a bottle of milk next to it. On top of the present, there happened to be a card. And it read….]

Hey, Mister!

Sorry for the wait but I had to make sure that these were perfect! I think I done a decent job with them so I hope you like them! But anyway, this is my belated Christmas present to you! I hope you have a good rest of the year and let’s be sure to have the time of your lives here!

-Anna

[And if he opens the box, he’ll happen to find some slightly burnt chocolate cookies. But at least it’s the thought at counts!!]

[A wild Blackquill has appeared! And with an encrypted message out of the blue.]

This may seem like a foregone conclusion for a chap like you who enjoys technology -- but does ViViD interest you at all?

[Wow. That question was so out of the blue that Cliff hadn't even anticipated it on the horizon! But, he finds himself grinning at the man on the other end of the feed.]

It does. It looks similar to some games that are popular back home, and the prize money is enough to get even an old guy like me thinking about it.

Got something in mind?

Yes. I'll not mince words: I know a means to vastly increase your chances of winning.

[And it's totally not cheating! ...Except it really is.]

[Cheating? What's that? It's not cheating if everyone else is doing it too!]

You gonna tell me this little secret of your's, or are you gonna show me the old fashioned way?

Showing is easier than trying to explain.

Have you ever met a fellow called Archer? White hair, usually clad in red and black attire.

I've seen him around, but we haven't spoken yet. Is he gonna be joining us?

He'll give you what you need to prevail in ViViD. He can conjure up powerful weapons at will, and give you one that should last an hour or so within the game.

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What kind of weapons are you talking about, here? Guns?

Hey, Cliff, are you there? I was wondering when you might be free so I can teach you how to cook! And I think I'm going to need it especially when I want to have a big feast for everyone in Cerealia soon too!

[There was no doubting the sheer level of excitement in the young woman's voice-- it was enough to earn a laugh from the big man.]

I'm pretty free any time-- but, what kind of party are you even planning? What's the occassion?

Well, it's not so much a party party but more like a really big cookout! My friend and I are planning on making a lot of food and I want to get ready!

So what better way to get ready then to teach you?

[And somewhere, somehow, Anna was going to regret this wasn't she?]

[A cook out? In the middle of winter? It sounded suspect, but Cliff was in no position to complain about some good fun after having Christmas shoved down his throat by the powers that be.]

Hey, don't waste all your time prepping on teaching me! But, if you really think having a guy like me tagging along will help any, then I'm down any time.

[...Yes, Anna. You are going to regret this a lot.]

[That and she just wanted to surprise Flynn that she cooked a lot better than he thought. Sure, her cooking skills haven't been that great but that didn't stop her from trying!]

Really? Great! Just tell me where you are right now and I'll be all the stuff ready! Or maybe better yet, you can tell me what food you like? Hopefully that will be motivation enough to help you cook with me!

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Totally not belated Christmas present at all

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