Well, I am the Boomerang Guy, the Meat Guy, and the Sarcasm Guy. Three people in one. [He counts off each of those on his fingers, holding up the number three as if to prove it all.]
You're a bodyguard? For someone famous? Anyone worth getting an autograph from?
[Action at the bar]
You're a bodyguard? For someone famous? Anyone worth getting an autograph from?