Well....for one thing, they made me look like my daughter for a month.

[He frowned at that, but it was clear that he was joking. There was something odd about suddenly looking like a 19 year old girl that you adopted..but, it was the way of life in Luceti.]

And they kept on making us get stuck under these little evergreen berry sprigs called 'mistletoe', and the only way to escape was to kiss someone!