[Oh, that's what he thought once. "There's water trapped inside these cacti," he said. "It's very thirst quenching," he said. Now he knows.]

Okay, sure, fine, don't believe me. Try it for yourself if you want. Watch the world melt away into zillions of killer bees, hallucinogenic mushrooms, and nonsensical oblivion as you quench your thirst. Just don't blame me if you have to have someone bring you back home in the next hour.